X-mas carol

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening?
in all lands
the faithful whingeing

A deplorable sight
A religious fright
The Godly think
We just don't understand

Giving gifts
To each other
Don't need Gods
Or hellfire

The Atheists say
we'll do it our way
We just find the preaching pointless
Dull and bland

Some of us will eat until were bursting
Others just hang out with those they love
Few of us waste time in pointless praying
'Cause we have a life to live so just shut up!

One by one they conspire
They'd have us all
On a pyre
We don't believe
In man made gods
Anymore than chocolate frogs
Oh for a godless winter wonderland